read the book bitch.

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

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they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

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mareeps:

my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials

faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

make me choose
hiddlebottom asked: loki or thor

make me choose:
queenclintasha asked: clintasha or clintasha

Even the smallest person can change the course of the f u t u r e.

And you will know the debt is paid.